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Why such a funny cover
letter? People often ask me just that question. My answer? Job-search
should be fun sometimes. I developed the funny cover
letter you see below, along with another [funny
cover letter#2], during a time when I was seeking something fun
to write about. I didn't quite set out to write the below, but the more
I thought about how I could put a creative spin on a document always
"so serious" like a cover letter, well, I found it challenging and a
blast.
Who doesn't love a funny cover letter ... I mean really? Regardless
of whether you laugh your butt off or simply respond with "huh."
It's all in fun!
John J. Camode184491 Cesspool Drive,
Pottsville, PA 16603
Phone: (570) 59F-LUSH Email: jcamode@jitaweb.com
FUNNY COVER LETTER (SAMPLE #1)
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has been provided as a courtesy. Certainly this is not
an actual letter for an actual jobseeker. It is in fact
a cover letter that was written to be funny. If you'd
like more information about writing a non-funny cover
letter, check out my book on
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from the "All
in FUN!" Series
Copyright 2010
Resume to Referral, Executive
Resume Writing Service
John Smith, Hiring Manager
Concord USA Corporation, Inc.
12849 Alabama St.
Gallatin, MO 50463
RE: Toilet-scrubbing (Maintenance) Position
Dear Mr. Smith:
I'd like to outline immediately the great skills I've obtained from
12 years within the cleaning field. This position is probably
in high demand, so please consider the degree of experience I possess,
along with my last name (a sign that I'm right for this position
and within the appropriate industry).
What some don't understand is that there's an art to cleaning and
general maintenance. Time management, cleaning strategies
and long-term equipment care, are factors that are key to effective
maintenance. A cleaning person can't lift a lid and sprinkle
any available cleaning solution with the hopes that those stubborn
stains will dissolve. A more scientific and proven method
is needed to complete the job accurately the first time.
If given the opportunity, I'm sure I can pinpoint areas where your
cleaning crew is missing the mark with improper swirl techniques.
It sounds simplistic; however, inadequate cleaning can be costing
your business thousands from a lack of employee productivity that
results from unwanted odors and unsightly toilet blemishes.
Let me bring fresh air back to your restrooms. Once I've finished,
individuals will enter your stalls and no longer be afraid to take
a deep breath.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
John J. Camode
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